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natural bitchface

When you see someone and you immediately think they are a dick.
You see that girl over there she has a natural bitchface.
by Eliscottdick December 26, 2016
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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naturalize

To Rebuke, Redact, Or Exonerate Of The Natural Natures Of Cultures, And Biological Living Organisms.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.

The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.

To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.

A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.
As For Me, The Ideals Of Chaos And Structure Are As Pronounced As Astrological Formulations,
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.
by SetzeroInoAlazoGiannani December 11, 2019
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Nature Stuff

It is the act of doing stuff in the wilderness. Anything from hiking, to bird watching, to kayaking, etc.
Me: Where is your sister Esme?
Friend: F*** if I know. Probably doing nature stuff with her hippie friends.
by Birdmelw January 20, 2020
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Naturality

Naturality, a youtuber with over 10,000 subs who trolls in Frappe (Crappe), Fizze, Panda Express and more. She also has a server called "Naturality's Fun House" which is pretty cool.
Naturality is a queen.
by husseiscute March 27, 2020
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natural beef

Beef between 2 people that needs no explanation.
Tyrone broke up with latisha but now latisha dates la’quan. Tyrone and la’quan now have natural beef
by Dr Dodson February 18, 2020
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Nature Boy

Police slang for a naked male reported to be wandering about in public. A typical "Nature Boy" is often found to be amusingly oblivious to his state of dress and will even attempt to befriend law enforcement officers sent to retrieve and or cover him up.
Cop 1: Hey there buddy we need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola
by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020
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