our little Irish princess
28:who is that
369: oh that's Nail whoran he's the most o qwfx,fxqi,qi,qeor,riqxrhioq human being in the entire world im gonna die
369: oh that's Nail whoran he's the most o qwfx,fxqi,qi,qeor,riqxrhioq human being in the entire world im gonna die
by 28369 June 6, 2022

that irritating little shit skin that hangs off your finger below your fingernail.
I hope thats what this is.
I hope thats what this is.
"what's this shit?"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
by timenssemper June 28, 2021

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome
by Afreur August 19, 2024

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024

by Mark Gang September 18, 2020

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018
