A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.
Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023
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a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
Get the Ava Florida mug.A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
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Get the Florida flu mug.A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example
“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”
“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”
“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”
Welcome to Leesburg Florida
“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”
“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”
Welcome to Leesburg Florida
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"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
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