Wet noodle

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022

noodle-body

Noodle-body is when your body acts "noodle"-ish, flimsy, jell-o like after consuming alcoholic beverage(s). For most this is the state of body drunk that occurs before the head gets drunk.

An example of being a "Noodle-body "(noodley) is when you cannot walk straight, keep dropping things that are very easily to grasp ( such as another drink) and hitting/running into things, other people, or walls.

by Cos4lyfe March 05, 2017

pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.

I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol

by AlexNewton/JeremyDWT-creater of word April 14, 2008

Nancy Noodles

She's a sexy beast who has amazing dance moves (unlike her sister) and atracts all the boys but the one lover that she barely knows. But, she lives for Singers hotness!!!!! (codename) she loves parties and cant sing high. she is gorgeous and is the sex. she has a friend who's a slut who shes not sure why shes friends with, but she also has many other best friends who arent sluts!!!! so yay!!!!!!!!!!! if u read this u should know that nancy noodles and a bomb and is something else that i can't think of!!!!!!!!! You should love her with all ur heart!!!!!!!!!!! now go and party!!!!!! woooh!!!!!!

"I want to BANG that nancy noodles!!!!"
"Nancy Noodles is a sexy beast"
"Nancy NOodles is too cool for me"
"Nancy Noodles is a boss!!!!!"
"MMMMMMMMHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Nancy Noodles January 14, 2012

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010

ooza noodles

Another name for "Top Ramen". Usually used by black people.

"All we got in the kitchen is ooza noodles! Can we get McDonalds, Ma?!!"

by Thabreeze October 30, 2015

spooky noodles

1)Noodles that jump scare people.
2)Noodles that are spookily strait.
3)Noodles that may or may not kill your family.

Last night the spooky noodles killed my family.

by Meme-lordess February 01, 2017