Liam Payne

Liam Payne is a former member of the band One Direction. He is always happy even though he has been through a lot in his life. Liam is more than just a hot body, he is always smiling and making people happy. Payno (his nickname) is one of the most underrated celebrities even though he stays positive and out of drama. He deserves way more recognition than what he gets. When he was younger he had koutaliaphobia (fear of spoons). He also loves dinosaurs. All in all everyone should love Liam Payne, he deserves it.

Kid 1: " Who is Liam Payne?"
Kid 2: " Liam Payne is an amazing singer who is always smiling and staying positive!"
Kid 1: "Wow! He sounds awesome"
Kid 2: "Yeah,, he is :)"

by onedirectionloves April 20, 2021

Liam dawson

A Liam Dawson is the act of sucking captured farts from jars and blowing it back up a man's arsehole.

I need to fart, pass me that jar so I can catch it and have my gay lover Liam Dawson me.

by Fistingphyliss June 6, 2021

Large Liam

Basically Liam in his ultimate form. Fatter than ever. If you say anything to him he will sit on you and break you. Very cuntish.

person 1: DUDE RUN LIAM TURNED INTO LARGE LIAM
person 2: AGAIN!?
person 1: YES, NOW RUN OR HE'LL SIT ON YOU AGAIN

by Big bootied bitch69's friend May 26, 2021

Liam Pola

He who has a five metre long dong

Hey man are you a Liam Pola?

by Uknowit423 June 29, 2020

Liam Patrick

The sweetest hottest looking guy if you see him be ready to pass out do to his charming looks. Liam is the cutest baseball player ever known to man he’s either a player gay or gets no one but you may be the lucky forever one I know I wish I am he’s always running late but that doesn’t stop him from getting good grades. Liam Patrick is the closest thing you can get to the embodiment of hotness I hope someday he can be mine

Girl 1- Did you see that catcher he’s a total Liam Patrick

Girl 2- Back off I need him

by my one true love ❤️ May 9, 2023

Liam Baker

A cunt that should kill himself

Person 1: Is that Liam Baker?
Person 2: Yup, that's the cunt.

by Stop touching Kids May 14, 2023

Liam porter

Cool,smart, and amazing person that never gives up and thinks everyone is less cool because they are and he really appreciates NObody.

he is a person liam porter.

by Daquavion February 9, 2022