condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.

Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.

by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014

Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

by Buns Master December 16, 2011

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

ninjas on the street

Dope ninja looking dudes who participate in anime and parkour.

Aye Richard look at those ninjas on the street.
Sick Gerald let's ask the if we can join their club

by Youaintgonevanomyname May 25, 2017

bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.

Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.

by timr211 August 15, 2014

Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.

"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks

by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008

Ninja Chord

Usually played on guitar, but just the same on piano, this is a series of notes that requires the player to stretch their hands out as far as humanly possible.

I can't believe all that Ninja Chords that Al DiMeola played tonight!

by Matt Wrong April 20, 2011