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Tuna monster

Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.
“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”

“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
by s22901 May 4, 2018
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monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”
by evelygeo March 15, 2023
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bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
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faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!
by translantic01 June 28, 2011
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hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
by ary_luv March 5, 2009
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Green Monster

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
by Chut up July 20, 2008
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