The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.
by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
by TheGTAGghosts March 15, 2023

Monke is Monke
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by Zaapp69 March 1, 2021

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
