Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit March 3, 2014

barry moment

Any mishap of monumental proportions involving social media and general "technology" including but not limited to viber groups.

yo yo

Adding numerous strangers to a media sensitive private group - A Barry Moment!

by stormy stan April 12, 2014

hoe moment

When a normally sexually responsive female acts like a hoe but only for a moment

Wow Mariah had such a hoe moment at that party.. Did you see her?

by Bitchtits October 20, 2015

deadpool moment

When you're doing something awesome and/or dangerous and you suddenly worry about something small and meaningless

I was trying to save this guys life last night, but I had a total deadpool moment.

by Deus Ignalia April 8, 2016

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017

Rhys Moment

A Rhys Moment is a moment in ones life where they feel extremely dumb

That kid changes his answer to the wrong one, he had a total Rhys Moment

by sharp4321 November 29, 2018