model united nations

1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.

1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.

by Lee N Senaldruin May 26, 2006

moded

Derived from the term "demoted." Used to add insult to injury when someone has been proven wrong in a public manner or to bring much more public attention from an otherwise oblivious crowd to another person’s erroneous assumption or verbal gaff. Basically, another way of saying “Dude, you’ve been demoted.” Often used for either the purposes of ego deflation of a "modee" or self-aggrandizement of the “moder.”

(1980s California version): “Ooooooh, moded!”

by charmaine w March 26, 2008

Midget Porn

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"

by -peslo- January 28, 2008

Midge

VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.

I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.

by crypt0bot August 15, 2018

Midget spinner

Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.

I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.

by swag_rabbit69 May 25, 2017

Retard mode

The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.

Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!

When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode

by khadgarr December 1, 2009

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010