Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.

Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!

by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018

Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

Mobilable

Having the ability to be moved around

You are mobilable when u keep on changing places

by Bayanessa November 4, 2022

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

mobile megalodon

Glider released in the game Fortnite Battle Royale.

Released in Chapter 5, season 3

“Man that new glider is awesome!”

“Oh yeah, it’s great… What’s its name again”

“Mobile Megalodon.”

by Swim_ July 9, 2024