Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

michael

An absolute bellend

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend

by mike the dick June 16, 2017

Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.

"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"

by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018

MICHAEL

Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him

Wow it’s big dick Michael

by Michelle the pickle November 9, 2018

Michael

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.

Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.

by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017

Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves

Michael is sad and wants to be cooler

by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019