Michael

A smelly penis man with long hair who overuses racial slurs.

Jacob: God damn, that guy is acting like a real Michael
Alex: Yeah what an asshole.

by Butt Pancakes December 8, 2018

Michael

A lolicon who wears a rapist costume to a Halloween party, Anime conventions, etc. Has frozen pizza in the freezer right now

Person A : are you going to invite Michael to the party ?

Person B: nah man, it's my little girls birthday.

by December 32 October 24, 2018

Michael

AKA Mitchell. Bigger cheeks than Kim Kardashians arse. Stole all of Kylie's lip filler. The ashiest of knees. only two weaknesses, Pammie and moisturiser.

"I just slapped Michael"
"where?"
"His cheeks of course"

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Michael

a unpredictable guy. he could be so sweet on txt but doesnt talk in irl. He flirts with your friends but also you. He is smart, sporty and can play bass guitar. But is overall nice and caring.

Michael gave me his hoodie to wear

by hahelollmao November 18, 2018

Michael

The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.

Michael is bad.

by Yuvsss October 28, 2019

Michaeling

1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy

1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling

by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019

Michaeling

to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.

Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!

by ILuvVocab November 9, 2009