Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.

Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?

by MartiniMic April 25, 2011

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self-massage

Pertaining to Fitness. Using specific tools (i.e. Foam Roller, Rumble Roller, The Stick, S-Curve, Golf ball etc...) to inflict "Good" pain now to prevent you from experiencing "Bad" pain later from Injury.

1. Many athletes have been turned onto the "Self-Massage" Movement. 2. The Poor Man's Massage.

by sirTimithius September 27, 2013

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hindu massage

Where a unique and talented woman "rhythmically contracts her vaginal muscles" on a mans penis to make him achieve an orgasm.

Bro...
I found a unicorn last night.
I hooked up with an uggo from the bar and she finished me off with a Hindu Massage.
I think I'm in love...

by Johnny.wadd78261 February 9, 2021

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Back massage

Basically when a girl asks you to give her a back massage she asking you to put your big huge giant dry penis in her tight little peachy booty hole.

Hey peter can you put your "back massage" on me,

Sure slut.

by Deffinatelynotpeter August 19, 2017

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Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

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