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Math Joke

A joke made about math, usually said by someone who is under the influence or high.
He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"
by high scholar January 4, 2022
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Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.
Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO
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further math

The 'easy' VCE maths subject. Used to be for dumb people who cannot handle calculus, but now it is full of overachieving spesh kids trying to get 50.
person1: "I need to get 99.95 atar for med what subjects should I do? "

person2: "Do further maths for the perfect 50"
person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"
by a_fabulous_sandwich August 29, 2020
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MBA math

A management cuck with a Master of Business Administration that doesn't understand what goes on in the trenches of their organization and makes stupid calculations by not consulting with the people beneath them.
Person A: They didn't buy enough seats for software XYZ, so people keep rotating off the authorized list. A seat costs $10/user/month, but no let's make them unproductive for $300/day.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.
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Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.
On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
by Fasters February 14, 2022
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dumb math

Using simple math to solve something more advanced.
9x9=81
9x8=?
81-9=72
Dumb math
by Crispycream December 7, 2017
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Simcoe math

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.

Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
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