Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 21, 2022

marcus and miggie

both have huge cocks ong

marcus and miggie are sick ass fools that have huge cocks and alot of money

by largepinga May 4, 2022

Marcus

A guy who is the most good looking man. He loves many many things like doughnuts, pizza , and brussell sprouts.
But watch out marcus is sometimes dangerous, he will trap you in a dark alleyway and moan.

Marcus is a good man, but sometimes dangerous.

by Airyn Stevenson May 9, 2022

Marcus

A guy who likes to cheat on people and hold people's hands.

Just call him 'daddy' and Marcus will respond.

by Johnleenamour May 24, 2022

marcus

hanlin's boyfriend. also happens to be sanjit's boyfriend.

is that hanlin's boyfriend marcus??

by gbiesfebier May 25, 2022

Marcus

I hate you Marcus.

P 1:“Look it’s Marcus!”
P 2:“I hate Marcus.”

by Marcus hatr May 30, 2022

marcus paas

gorilla

teips: "marcus paas on jube gorilla nagu"
heips: "missa pullid ;D"

by tomatgaming June 2, 2022