MAGOO

Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.

My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.

by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025

MagoEspiga

A skinny and tall dumbass

A: Hey bro Lucas is such a MagoEspiga!
B: Yeah bro!

by ultraknight3004pokemon October 20, 2025

coolie magoolies

when something is cool, and you are usually agreeing to it, used as an answer to a question

anne - "hey! im going to the movies on saturday, wanna come?"
maddie - "yeah! coolie magoolies!"

by MULCAHYYYY! November 24, 2007

Steve Maggotgate

A very rare being, one with a maggot or small penis. his homosexuality keeps him going as it is so strong. He is willing to do anything for other men.

Hey look over there its Steve Maggotgate

Watch out, he might penetrate your ass!

by Anonymous. N December 20, 2008

Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

The Magoo effect

The clumsiness that results from wearing glasses that leave an area of peripheral vision out of focus or unseen. It may also cause slight vertigo.

I tripped over the damn cat this morning, due to the Magoo Effect of my new specticles.

by chromerzoner November 27, 2011

clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.

Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.

by TheWordDefiner69 November 5, 2013