When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam
milf
*credits to Sam
by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017
It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.
If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?
Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.
Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.
Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.
Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.
Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
A sarong party milf is a Singaporean wife and mother who having had kids, finds her local husband is unable to support her trophy wife/tai tai lifestyle and is thus chasing a white husband.
Person 1: Scarlett is a total sarong party milf. Look at her grinding all over that American stud with her husband in the other room.
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either
by quintessential dick July 01, 2015
I heard that Fraz's mom is a milf.
by fraz's mom September 03, 2021
by Peniahm November 08, 2021
The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina
by BIG T 49 December 02, 2014
james mom is a huge milf she sleeps with over 500 men a night mainly hot boy in lane 6ix. she has huge titties and fat ass. she will always give you a good time.
q dizzle :did you sleep with james mom last night.
poppedcorn:yeah but the line to get in was very long.
q dizzle: yeah that’s why i go in the morning.
slays: i made a cave in her last night.
poppedcorn: an even bigger one than mine?
slays:yeah i had to put it in deep. now i can fit evie in the whole thing.
poppedcorn: i am in love with milf (jen jen)
poppedcorn:yeah but the line to get in was very long.
q dizzle: yeah that’s why i go in the morning.
slays: i made a cave in her last night.
poppedcorn: an even bigger one than mine?
slays:yeah i had to put it in deep. now i can fit evie in the whole thing.
poppedcorn: i am in love with milf (jen jen)
by Huh11 December 17, 2020