An ancient European explorer who taught everyone whom he met how to play golf and croquet from horseback.
Marco Polo and his followers may indeed have had intensely happy times with all their whooping and swinging while riding on horseback, and more power to them, I say. Still, I much prefer just sharing a quiet "strolling around on foot" mallets-and-balls game with my family and friends, thank you very much.
by QuacksO November 28, 2018
Get the Marco Polomug. 
If you are white and named Marcos your parents were high at the time of your birth or should probably be in a mental institution. As a baby you were dropped several times resulting in a confusion which explains your low IQ(17IQ). Likes girls one year younger( kind of like a pedophile but not as extreme). Marcoses are creative but mainly twist others ideas and pretends that they’re their own. Love video games, books, and won’t listen in class. Works at “McDonald’s” (really just reads a lot). Marcoses are rated just behind stalin and Jack the Ripper( In terms of sanity)
by Baguette 🥖 Gang February 13, 2019
Get the Marcosmug. by pesty November 28, 2023
Get the Marcosmug. by Nietlucademarco November 21, 2021
Get the Luca De Marcomug. marco ur so sexy
by MarcoMendoza May 14, 2018
Get the Marcomug. 