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Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.
The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.
by fearedbymost March 12, 2016
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Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"
by Doors. October 26, 2022
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Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..
Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.
by Johnny useless July 6, 2018
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JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.
Come on dude quit using that JP logic!
by JP Logic September 6, 2018
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Captain Logic

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!
by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022
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