Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos

"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 9, 2010

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Loaf

Someone who does stuff just to make girls laugh or just to look cool in front of girls

Caleb is such a loaf he kept making fun of Carson in front of the table of freshman girls.

by NotLoafin August 25, 2022

Loaf

Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..

As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.

by Tear Drop Drop Top April 5, 2017

loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'

Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.

by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025