Lester

the man who works at chuck e. cheese and wants all the single moms.

At Cindy's 5th Birthday Party
Karen: "did you see that lester?"
Susan: "yeah, did he honestly just ask for your number?"

by creeper98 November 1, 2008

listen to gospel music

going over to a girl's house late at night to get some ass, possibly doing her until she is "filled with the holy spirit" and she "testifies".

"yo man, where are you going?"
"you know bro, over to this chick's house to listen to gospel music"

by Armando Ozuna February 20, 2008

lester

the biggest of sluts know to man, cheating is done without question that is if anyone would actually considering going out with one

"Why are you dating a lester?"

"So many Lester's will be at the party!"

"Fucking slut"
Hoe
whore

by theone126 April 27, 2011

laster

Mistype of the word later, then an insistence that it really is a word, possibly something suggestive.

I will tell you laster tonight, if you are good

by BradPe February 15, 2008

shirt lifter

one who lifts his shirt in order for a fellow to 'sing to the vicar'

stop touching my arse shirt lifter.

by horse September 20, 2003

Quantum Listening

Quantum Listening: Inclusive, all encompassing, way beyond ordinary listening and step forward for human beings, listening with every fiber of your being.

If I can use quantum listening with my husband, I will almost be able to see and feel what he sees and feels.

by shiftmaker October 4, 2009

bucket lister

Someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding 'must do' things to their bucket list.

Bike shop employee: "Since cycling became the new golf, I had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn't exerted himself since he was 12 years old. Good luck with that, bucket lister."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2013