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Abraham Lincoln

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.
"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022
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lincoln

a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you
man i'm glad lincoln is so supportive
by regularC4consumer November 21, 2023
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Lincoln

Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.
Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU
by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019
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Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.
The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.
by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023
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Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.
Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes
by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022
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