Lino Lakes, Minnesota

A town near Forest Lake and Hugo, both of which are located in Minnesota. A relatively nice place, though there isn't much to do besides hanging out at Target or going to a fast food place. A lot of open areas, and a ton of woods. Because they can't be hunted in this area, there is an excess of turkeys, so don't be surprised if one flies up in your face. Deer also roam freely, as does the occasional coyote or fox. Feral cats are common too.The people are generally alright, though a man once lived there that killed his whole family when they tried to have him committed for mental health issues.

Guy: Woah, did you see that cat? There goes another one!

Girl: Well, we are in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.

by TheGirlWithWordsInHerEyes May 6, 2011

leaker

A man that shot lots of precum when horny.

Dan is a leaker, look to the wet spot on his briefs!

by John J Joe May 9, 2006

mountain lakes

Mountain Lakes rocks, and so does every one in it... I heart ML

"hey, are you from Mountain Lakes?"
"Yea, why?"
"O, I was gonna say, your pretty cool... I wish i lived there, thats where ALL the cool kids live..."

by prettysweet April 5, 2005

a leaker

When you nut in a chick without a condom and she drips on your carpet on the way to john.

"The slut I fuc**d last night was a leaker. Lewis and Clark could have followed my Jesus juice to the shitter."

by iamvaughn November 24, 2005

Lakeland

A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.

Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"

P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever

by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007

lake braddock

middle thru high school in burke virginia

lake braddock is a school

by smokey February 10, 2005

Woodcliff lake

Woodcliff lake is a town in Bergen County, New Jersey. Many people play basketball here. Home of JAPs, punks, druggies, and others. The town is made up of 91% Jewish, 8% Christian, and 1% other. Many boys say "your mom." Seventh and eighth graders spend their weekends at bar/bat mitvahs or hanging out with friends. High school is what partying is all about. WCLakers go to school with the montvalers in high school.

"OMG I love your juicy shirt!"
"You smell like a pig." "Your mom!"
"Woodcliff lake is da bomb!"

by xoxoxox April 22, 2006