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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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london

a beautiful, funny, racist, girl who is bad at basketball..
Noah : Woah! Did you see that girl?

Jayden : Yeah! She’s definitely a london.

Noah : For sure.
by zesty zay May 22, 2022
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musty london

When the boys tag team ya misso and all you can do is watch....
Poor Craig let the work lads give his Mrs the Musty London on the weekend....
by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 13, 2022
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Oli London

A "Koreaboo" that wants to look like Jimin from the South Korean Band, BTS (BangTan Boys). He has gotten 18 surgeries to look like his Idol. He is very controversial on the internet for his broken Korean and overall being very delusional.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Oli London? Girl 2: Ew, You mean that Koreaboo? Girl 3: Of course! I love him.
by Euphoric_Saikou April 20, 2022
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London

London name is great for a boy that has high sex drive needs to learn to control it. usually wears hats and is a player, however, cant keep a girl to save his life
Do you know London
the boy one?
yes
Oh yea he's such a playerrrrrrr!!!!

frrrrr ONGGGGG for geezyyyyyyy
by nurseybooooooo April 19, 2022
mugGet the Londonmug.

London

An amazing, funny, perfect, ABSOLUTELY SMOKING HOT, loves anime, and is the one girl no one can take their eyes off.
Damn!!! London is so hot
by poeope February 22, 2021
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Club-London

A Dingey Dank Sleaze-pit Bath-House where old men and other slimey freaks go to have Sex in the Dark, away from society.
"Oi, why don`t You to Bum-Buddy`s take a hint,do us all a favour, and do a Club-London!"
by Peter Vandergaag June 18, 2005
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