get my load on

Getting high, stoned, drunk and chilling the fuck out.

Bill: "Hey Mitch, what are you up to?"
Mitch: "just hanging about to get my load on Dude".

by Squirrel? February 17, 2017

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Moto's Cum Load

A fat load from a fat cunt.

"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

load rage

Frustration, stress and anxiety expressed both physically and non-physically when a computer or game system is loading particularly when one is rushed.

Swirling one's pointing device (mouse, Wii Remote, laser pointer, etc.) in wild circles is a mild yet common form of load rage.

"Come on!! Friggen' load the god-damned page, already!! I have class in an hour!"

"Dude, what's with the load rage? Why don't you just get rid of AOHell?"

by Xanados81 December 27, 2007

Load fart

Gaseous release after waking up from a night of bareback cum dumping. The fermented load may bubble or foam around the sphincter in accompaniment of said release.

Depending on the virility of the swimmers and the depth of their climb this can be experienced though out an entire day.

"Damn it bitch, load fart in my pants. You really gotta stop blowing in my ass"
"Ugh what is that rank, did you just blow a load fart?"

by Wonderealm January 1, 2012

load out

The act of ejaculating a large amount of seminal fluid.

After looking at countless photos of instagram models, Darren had no choice but to load out.

by Bearjew2000 April 26, 2019

Full Load

Full Load is an oral sex act performed when a man has a very small penis, and the man/woman giving head can fit his full penis and ball sack in to her mouth.

Jim: It must suck having a small dick.
Joel: It's not all bad. Full loads are better than deep throating.

by ShayeF January 13, 2017