Leather Tulips

Camel toe

Dude: 'Dude, that chick has major leather tulips going on in those tight pants.'

Dude 2: 'Stop pointing out disgusting girls to me. You're the worst wingman ever.'

by jgrizzlins October 24, 2009

Leather necking

The act of serving in the Marine Corps. Any Marine will know the proud heritage of a leather neck.

Timmy knew the proud tradition that his leather necking father fought for.

by Devonpooh October 6, 2011

Leatherpuss

Noun: An older woman who has become sexually frustrated and can no loner attract men. This leads her to hate men in general. The first stage in Leatherpuss evolution, followed by Lesbian Leatherpuss, and Desertpuss
Etymology: Named for the leathery exterior of their vagina. Singular and plural form: Leatherpuss

Ex 1: The embittered woman became a Leatherpuss, blaming everything that went wrong in her life on men.
Ex 2: Most of my coworkers were Leatherpuss, old crones who hated the world.
Ex 3: A bone dry, crusty vagina probably belongs to a Leatherpuss.

Ex 4: The feminist rally had some legitimate members, but some were Leatherpuss who just hated men

by The Leathery May 22, 2013

leatherback turtle

When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.

"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."

by The biologists' sex drive March 2, 2014

leather pusher

An obscure old time term for boxer.

A leather pusher kisses leather when they are knocked down or knocked out.

For an example see 1922 Movie Series "The Leather Pushers"

by Señor Tico April 30, 2014

leather cupcake

The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.

Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.

by Fixingguitar8 May 17, 2014

Leather Poop

The feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time.
Leather Poop is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black poop resulting from internal bleeding.

Man, I was shitting pure Leather Poop after I molested my mom's deep fryer last weekend.

by Tankzorx July 5, 2016