Last Chance Undies

Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.

Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.

by Red Sam Black November 7, 2012

Nice Guys Finish Last

A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.

Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.

Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"

Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

The Last of Us Part II

An exceptionally well-made, worthy sequel to The Last of Us that received undeserved vitriol & review bombing from MAGAt incels just because it contained LGBTQ themes. Common deflection is they thought the story sucked, which is bullshit.

Overall, it's a game for actual adults.

The Last of Us Part II is an example of videogames evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys.

by Soul_Driver April 12, 2021

Last Supper

The last supper is when you break up with a guy who unfortunately if amazing at oral sex but a flop in so many other ways,, but you get one more paralyzing bout of oral sex before you tell him its over..of course you also do not fuck him..thats just wrong and selfish...maybe

Yah i had to let Jay go last night but i made sure he had a last supper on my bill..hey hes talented..

by DaynaS February 27, 2008

custers last stand

When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!

Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's

by Shocker Spaniels (USS DIMA) October 27, 2007

avatar the last airbender

The story of a thousand some odd year old boy who after waking up from chronically frozen chamber, has to stop evil ambassadors and dictators from taking over china with the power of the four basic elements...and then some. The main character is aang, is a air bender in which the story looks up to. He is acompanied by few friends with their own ability (excepting sokka). This carton has received many creditability for its art and storyline it is called a wapanese anime because of its anime style rendering but with a American creator

That avatar the last airbender show is probably one of the best ever to air on nickelodeon.

by Da' urban D'fina July 19, 2007

last one to cum

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum

by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005