kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno March 1, 2011

Kentucky fried canary

KFC- making fun of their extra small yardbird pieces

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

University of Kentucky

Noun; A college where students go to sit in the student section of Rupp Arena and cheer on a basketball team. With the most national championships, the school also has the most amount of unsuccessful post graduates in the nation. Their pride doesn't come from their academics, just their sports teams - which they fund through their tuition and scholarships. A waste of money, as far as investments go, academically. Even the straight guys suck dick at this institution. Recently, they have ran under budget commercials promoting the college that are entitled "See Blue". They cut funding so that they could keep more of their fuck up students money.

(Cheesy, royalty free music plays)

Tubby: I loved my salary at UK.

Rick: I really loved my salary at UK.

Billy: I love alcohol.

University of Kentucky. See Blue. Thanks for the green!

by EKU Grad February 27, 2009

Meade County Kentucky

A shit hole in the state of Kentucky that consist of faggots,skanks,and geeks.

"Hey Bill let's go down to Meade County Kentucky, I hear there are faggots everywhere over there that really know how to suck a cock."

by The Realest Man December 30, 2008

Kentucky Outhouse

When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her face in the shitter.

When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her face in the shitter. - Kentucky Outhouse.

by Captain FUBAR August 10, 2007

kentucky hot rail

A Kentucky Hot Rail occurs when a corn fed country boy lubes his condom up with Icy hot and rails his chick from behind..

Mack... Did you hear about your boy the other night? Curtis railed Elizabeth at the barn party, she jumped her naked ass in the livestock pond she said she felt like she had flames shooting out of her puss... Turns out Curtis was all liquored up and gave her that Ole Kentucky Hot Rail!!

by Country Boyz May 18, 2014

Kentucky Grenade

v. After the male orgaism the solider removes the condom from his private and then proceeds to army craw to the foot of the bed. Then the he yells, "Fire in the Hole" lobbing the moistened condom towards Charlies face and quickly retreating out of the room.

As I heard coming through the front I quickley finished and Kentucky Grenaded her as i made my escape out the backdoor.

by Aubreys June 29, 2007