Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage

That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon

by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018

jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

Jon Eng

A man from Delaware.

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.

by Michael Catron December 26, 2019

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

Jon Jan Zokk

Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.

I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020