Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

Flax Jones

The most badass motherfucker in the west. He will steal yo bitch and has a dick bigger than yours.

Person 1: Have you heard of Flax Jones?
Person 2: Of course I have! He's the most badass motherfucker in the west!!!

by GodKingMorris October 20, 2020

candy jones

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

by London topaz April 21, 2018

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.

I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.

by Party Tony November 5, 2013

sara jones

a hot ass girl her insta is @imsarakate

sara jones is thicc asf

by hehe booty May 31, 2019

Indianapolis Jones

Another Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys. It’s what Ricky calls Indiana Jones.

Why are you dressed up like a bumble bee and why do you look like Indianapolis Jones

by Blockay February 5, 2021

Mariah Jones

Very Very PERFECT!!!!

some dude: yeet. wheres Mariah Jones
another dude: perfection

by spicybum February 4, 2021