Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021

Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Jonathan Baggs

and astronomy genius and great lay

"wow i'm so sad that i don't get Jonathan Baggs D"

by The girl who get Jon's D October 3, 2013

jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013

Jonathan

Jonathan is the best guy there is. He is the most thoughtful, kind and sweet human being. He makes a wonderful partner and will put you first in all aspects of his life. Jonathan is slow to anger and quick to forgive. He is gentle and a great kisser. He is also hilarious- he is usually telling a joke. He can be insecure at times and benefits from the people in his life telling him how much he means to them. Jonathan is very creative and artistic- likes to paint, draw, take pictures/videos. He is also very adventurous and loves to explore the world around- usually on a bike.

Wow, Jonathan is my best friend!

Jonathan is the best lover- hubba hubba!

by BuggySandals69 November 23, 2021

Jonathan

I'm a bad bitch, fuck the bitch (Uh)
Bitch get slick, I'ma cut the bitch
I'm a bad bitch, suck some dick (Okay)
If that bitch get slick, I'll cut the bitch
I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch (Okay)
Had to fuck up the bitch, man, fuck the bitch
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch
When we say "Fuck the bitch," dick up the bitch
She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch
Still draggin' her so don't pick up the bitch
Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch
Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch

Gayyyyyyy

Jonathan is the bitch!!!

by Lol_80_3 November 23, 2021