Jon

Jon is so gay. Sometimes he can be very dramatic. Although he has so many dreams, he never does anything to achieve them. Jon is one of the most loyal friends you can have but doesn’t like to show his soft side. Jon grew up with one leg longer than the other one. Jon can be very feminine. He loves the color pink and loves anime. Many times goes by shockwave, and if you ever see a jon, ask him “tu conoce a shockwave”

Jon is so sexyyyyy

by lequeefers22 May 1, 2022

Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.

I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.

by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024

jon godrage

to “jon godrage” someone is to indulge in the activity of intercourse

Che: Yo, lemme jon godrage you

Cris: Get away from me freak

by Jgoman m November 14, 2025

General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain

General Jon is so lit

by 102 large haha November 21, 2019

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

jon

a literal angel. someone cool, kind, hilarious, super fun to be around. he's stylish as hell, iconic, and his pick up lines are ALWAYS the best. he will never fail to put a smile on your face, whatever he does. he has the cutest laugh.

damn, that guy is a total jon!

by lullabyy September 11, 2020

Lil Jon-ing

When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.

Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)

by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017