Joel

Probably one of the most annoying people in the world. He always talks about "his massive cock", but everyone knows that he does not have that kind of shlong. Still, he is the best pain in the arse that could ever happen to you <3!

Is your name Joel? Because you seem pretty dumb

by FarmerCool November 24, 2021

Joel

Josephine

Joel is a salty bean.

by Je fromage November 06, 2020

Joel

Avoidant and distant. Don't try to understand a Joel. He understands all and refuses to succumb to mushy feelings. Joel doesn't want to read palms. Stop asking

“I asked my Maggie to read my palm and they said no.”

“Woah. She is being such a Joel.”

by brandyTheQueen November 28, 2021

Joel

A person who is very inbred.
He cannot control his ADHD.
He will never have a wife so he will turn to his dog

Joel is having a child with a dog

by James is your pro siege player November 08, 2019

Joel

A guy who fishes for complements, makes everything about him And CANT keep a relationship

B r u h Joel get some help

by Yee yee btch September 02, 2020

Joel

I'm a Joel so I know this first hand.
It means that your parents named you Joel.

person 1: hi Joel.
Joel: hi.

by reallystinky December 06, 2022

Joel

Joel is the name of a guy who never remembers a person’s name. Usually he’ll have an obnoxious voice and talk a lot. These are usually silent laughers as well. Joel’s are some of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Stay away.

That guy forgot my name….
Lemme guess his name was Joel?
How’d you know

by woelwappa June 18, 2022