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Chin Jon

Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.
Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''
by GoonerMyGoober July 24, 2024
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jon hawkins

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker
by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019
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jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius
Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.
by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020
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Jon

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon
by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020
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