a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits
by i AM the silly August 10, 2023
Get the you’ve got nits in your oven mitsmug. Having oral sex.
by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010
Get the put my french bread in your dutch ovenmug. by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
Get the Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?mug. Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
Get the Bum Oven Omeletemug. 
When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
Get the Dutch oven trainmug. by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024
Get the Pausing the oven timermug.