When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.
P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020
Get the schrodinger's idiot mug.Someone that pulls up to a stoplight and leaves an obscene amount of space between themselves and the next car. Resulting in frusturation for all.
Dumbass up there in his red ford expedition has left an idiot gap large enough to park a semi. Now nobody will be able to make it through the light when it turns green.
by jaysonx June 23, 2004
Get the Idiot Gap mug.An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.
by SamEyeAm October 28, 2009
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Get the idiot baby mug.Karl Marx described "useful idiots" as people who carry the Marxist ideals throughout a society or country itself, but this term can apply to anyone who believes in useless political ideals. Many young college students are bought and sold by liberal/socialist ideals like no-gun laws will stop crime in its tracks, heavy government control in our life is a good thing, and universal healthcare will solve all issues. They can be considered useful idiots because other countries around the world have proved these ideas horribly wrong, however they still blindly follow their leaders who say those things. Useful idiots believe they are fighting for "good" causes, but do not have the ability to think for themselves. If they would actually sit and think things out for a few minutes, they would realize how bad their ideas really are.
"My adherents are useful idiots." -Karl Marx
Person 1: America needs socialized medicine because thousands of people can't get healthcare, and socialized medicine will solve that issue!
Person 2: No it won't, the hospitals will just become so filled that LESS people will get help, and more people will die from curable diseases! Countries like Cuba and the U.K. have already proved this!
Person 1: No, it works! You're just a hatemonger of the poor! It works in other countries and it will work here!
Person 2: Ugh! What's the use of arguing this? You're just another useful idiot.
Person 1: America needs socialized medicine because thousands of people can't get healthcare, and socialized medicine will solve that issue!
Person 2: No it won't, the hospitals will just become so filled that LESS people will get help, and more people will die from curable diseases! Countries like Cuba and the U.K. have already proved this!
Person 1: No, it works! You're just a hatemonger of the poor! It works in other countries and it will work here!
Person 2: Ugh! What's the use of arguing this? You're just another useful idiot.
by young conservative November 28, 2012
Get the Useful Idiots mug.a) a certain (ahem) president of ours
b) a really, really awesome green day album. best ever.
(all you nimrods who think it blows can just go fuck george w in the ass or do whatever it is you all normally do.)
b) a really, really awesome green day album. best ever.
(all you nimrods who think it blows can just go fuck george w in the ass or do whatever it is you all normally do.)
by a TRUE green day fan November 22, 2004
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