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Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.
by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024
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Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.
I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!
by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023
mugGet the Ice cream makermug.

Ice cream

Quite possibly the best and most delicious thing ever invented with cold delicious sweetness.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
mugGet the The Artesian Ice Cream Machinemug.

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat
I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room
by justinballs February 15, 2024
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Ice cream on the pavement

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.
Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.
by Kim tedeze March 20, 2012
mugGet the Ice cream on the pavementmug.

Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.
The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.
by matt000111 February 18, 2024
mugGet the Ice Cream Moneymug.

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