Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

hey whats up guys its scarce here

Fatman walking from behind a tree used as a shitty meme. For fuck sake leave the fat arse stain alone he likes his flannels and fucking trees darn u internet . blame Pyrocynical.

hey whats up guys its scarce here and today, there's so much news gonna be a double upload

hey have u hear of that overused fucking meme hey whats up guys its scarce here

by snoipah December 30, 2016

its your world im just living in it

I'm just here to do your will have at it

Husband: Do you want me to get you a new truck or an rv
Wife: I don't know its your world im just living in it

by Tamiymyah Sepher February 13, 2019

It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.

Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

by phillforbrains May 7, 2021

The waffle house has found its new host

What YouTube Shorts kids comment on every video

Timmy: The waffle house has found its new host
Me: Shut up Timmy

by BigSmoke40 January 16, 2023

every puss has its four o'clock

Islander slang. Describes how a tired and ragged look on someones face, that usually occurs around 4:00 pm.

Doctor: "how's the patient doing today?"
Aid: "Every puss has its 4 o'clock"

by Jeff Barouch June 23, 2004