Dumpster Hump

A move, a comeback, a way of acting, maybe even a sexual position.

1. Man I had some fun dumpster humping that girl.

2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.

3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.

4. I just got dumpster humped!

5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!

by Mr.Random May 15, 2010

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.

Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."

by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008

Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

Celestial Hump Fuck

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013

three day hump

The difficult period of the first three days of substaining from an addictive substance or habit. It is often the case that when you're trying to avoid doing something that you are addicted to, the earliest parts of it (often three days) are the hardest. The something addictive can smoking, drugs, alcohol, fast food or even a close and intense relationship. Once the inital peroid is up, however, the quitting, abstintence and rehabilitation process is more bearable on a day-by-day basis.

"Go easy on Mike today, he's quitting cigarettes. And he's still on the second day of the three day hump."

by November7 September 15, 2006