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human funded

When someone makes a fraudulent contribution in your name.
I went to the All-star game and got human funded on the gift package.
by cjhenderson87 July 15, 2010
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Human Playback

A setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it. In other words, Human Playback adds rubato and mood to your compositions.

Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Josh added Baroque Human Playback to his piano sonata and he liked how the half-notes were held longer along with the trills being slower.
by pianoman88 October 17, 2008
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Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.
Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.
by Geoff's pyjamas May 10, 2018
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Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”
by TheBoscats August 6, 2018
mugGet the Human Shtencipedemug.

human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.
Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!
by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014
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Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011
mugGet the Human Kebabmug.

Organic human

Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.
by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023
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