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Albuquerque Hedgehog

The sexual act in which you engage in anal sex with your partner, where she then proceeds to simultaneously take a shit.
Last night I was fuckin your mom and totally ended up getting an Albuquerque Hedgehog out of it. It wasn't quite like your girlfriend and her Alabama Hotpocket, but it works.
by Zushi sushi 5 March 5, 2011
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Hedgehogging

Similar to gerbilling but, you know with a hedgehog and a drainpipe
Rolf : STORY TIME ...So it was 1976 , I was off my mind on acid , in a room with with some 15 inch pvc piping and one lucky hedgehog ...

Harris : Go on ...

5 mins later

Rolf : And that's how Hedgehogging was created !
by Nitbag Brad July 19, 2018
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straight hedge

(n) (1)Gold, money, treasure, and anything that relates to it. (2)a band that has NiCoLe M, RuBy L, KeYsHa, JeSsIcA R, and sumtimes contain JuStInE T,(Gc FrEaK, Sc SqUaReD,PiNkYnAtOr, JuStIney WeEnY, and KrUnChYnAtOr.
Straight Hedge is a very good bnd in process.
by Sc SqUaReD... JoHnLoVr February 22, 2004
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greg hodges

Bald or balding 25 year old man who is not self reliant and loves penis in an around his mouth. Say he is a ladies man but he really means he likes men who look like ladies
by ubbzy September 16, 2010
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shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by sonicfootlicker August 25, 2022
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Hudgen's Lymphoma

n. Medical condition. A swollen penis node one may experience during the viewing of a film starring American actress Vanessa Hudgens.
Person 1: Yo man, did you see Vanessa Hudgen's new Christmas movie "The Princess Switch"?

Person 2: Yeah, saw it last night. When she started speaking in her British accent I came down with a bad case of Hudgen's lymphoma.
by Richard_Hungwell December 12, 2018
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hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.
Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat
by Paul April 12, 2004
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