Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Toxicboys hoelationd

The Sacred text for all boys on how to deal with dem hoes

Gents, treat her from a distance and she'll run after you like a puppy in love

-TH (toxicboys hoelationd).3:15

by The Paster of Hoelations January 4, 2023

Politically Homeless

An individual who feels disconnected from all political parties, believing that none accurately represent their views or priorities. This term often applies to those who feel let down by existing political opinions, finding no party that aligns with their values or vision for the future. This particularly applies to individuals currently living in Alberta, Canada.

*Coworkers discussing the awful state of politics in Alberta*

Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.

by lilacburn July 26, 2024

kinda homeless

An adjective that describes a person who experiences partial homelessness. It can be used to define someone who lives in a shelter only during certain periods of time, like weekends. The phrase has been initially used during a live stream of popular streamer known as Speed.

Please, Speed. I need this. My mom is kinda homeless... I live with my dad. I want to help her out

by djadamm December 2, 2023

5 homeless people

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not

i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon

by I like penguinssss July 4, 2024

Professionally Homeless

The ability to fall asleep at any point anywhere at any time and be relatively comfortable.

“John just conked out on my love seat, no blanket or pillow.”

“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”

by JohnTheZero February 8, 2026

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021