by StarmanNIB March 10, 2012
Get the Hump Jumpmug. 1. Man I had some fun dumpster humping that girl.
2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.
3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.
4. I just got dumpster humped!
5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!
2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.
3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.
4. I just got dumpster humped!
5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!
by Mr.Random May 15, 2010
Get the Dumpster Humpmug. A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
Get the humping the stat monkeymug. Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
by Mirado January 20, 2009
Get the awkward humping starfish mug. A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.
Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."
Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."
Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."
by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008
Get the Dry Humping Whoremug. After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.
your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009
Get the Dirty Hump Nutsmug. Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"
Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."
Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."
by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013
Get the Celestial Hump Fuckmug.