i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

Van Halen

The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.

by Remember001 September 16, 2005

have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good one," (derived from the even more overused expression "Have a good day") and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!

As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"

by Robintexas December 24, 2008

I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

by Harold Don December 17, 2007

Gonna have to

This phrase is often used in situations where no other option is present, and you're just going to have to.

Linardo bro you have to muck that duster
"Idk Potts, seems mucky but... *click gonna have to"

by Scoonch January 24, 2017

let's have some fun

also know as wanna have fun when two people have some "fun" usually sex or some sort of sexual activity

Boy-Let's have some fun tomorrow

Girl- Anytime

by Chikis777 March 21, 2009

sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother

thats what Oscar said.

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD October 18, 2021