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government employees

n. someone who wakes up in the morning and has to decide whether or not they want to call in sick. If they don't they show up in time for coffee break, smoke break, pre-lunch break, lunch break, after lunch break, another smoke break, and then wash their hands in time to go home. In other words they are lesbians (someone who doesn't do DICK)
the word work is a place where you go during the day to do your job and collect your money. A government employee goes to work to socialize with friends and talk about what they are going to do when the buzzer goes off to leave.
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003
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grave digging

1) Digging up a corpse
2) On a Forum, when you post on a thread that has not been posted on in a long time
1) Yo the po-po caught some kids grave digging looking for some jewlery in the caskets
2)
Person A
December 13,2006: Those are some hot shoes you got there

Person B
July 27, 2008: Damn bro those shoes are poppin how much you pay for those

Person A or C
July 27, 2008: Grab your shovels boys were going grave digging!
by BapeStoreNYC December 9, 2008
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Meat Glove

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?
Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.
by convincing john October 26, 2016
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glovebox

a girl's vagina
"boyy... come put a little love in my glovebox!"
by juicylove:) January 20, 2010
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US Government

by 666Anarchy666 January 20, 2004
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one foot in the grave

Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.

Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."
Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.
by TBea April 24, 2008
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government sneeze

"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."
by Jay A April 22, 2003
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