The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

greg

i guess you looked it up...

Greg is the cult of Denny Gorbzalez.
join now to get your soul sucked away by a mischievous little nutcracker dude

ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*

by laurenkathryne October 31, 2020

Greg

Samwiz1 on youtube has been looking for greg on hightower servers ever since

Greg is said to be still not found to this day.

by guymanperson420 December 2, 2020

Greg

Greg is the coolest man in the world, the person who everybody knows and loves. Greg is the best and fairest person you would ever know.

Jack said to Lewis, "Dude, stop thinking you're a Greg, cause you're not."

by cha-ching_ka_chicka May 29, 2021

Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army in YouTube and will always be. If you were looking up "Greg" for a name idea and what it meant, I'm glad I could help.

"Who is the fasted growing army on YouTube?"
"That's easy, Greg is!"

by Ear worm May 17, 2021

Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".

Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).

by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023

Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.

It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2019