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puff puff give

take one hit
let it sit
not too long
share that bong
take another puff
pass the stuff
hold it in
til its back again
come on fuck fuck I paid fitty hun for this shit now puff puff give.
by dgriff April 8, 2005
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give me a pump

Offering a friend a ride on your bicycle. Usually on buddy pegs, or on the handlebars.
Hey man, I don't feel like walking. Will you give me a pump?
by Ryan Mathews May 27, 2008
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Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.
wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't
by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011
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Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
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gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned
by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020
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no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story
no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots
by christopherstagram November 23, 2021
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Don’t give af

I Fr don’t give af 😹💯
“Yo bro u get no bitches u lame asf” okay nigga did I ask? I don’t give af 🤣😹💯
by Swipes_ July 22, 2021
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