gate crass

A 'civilized' and pre meditated form of gate crash. Having not been invited to an event seeks out invited guests to get in sideways,through invited guest, knowing they are not wanted by host yet knowing it would be too akward for host to ask them to leave

Jane is having a lunch,close friend only. Sue is no longer friendly with Jane, but hates missing out. She finds an invited guest and 'gets a lift' with them or says she will meet them there. Thereby a successful gate crass has artfully been arranged.

by Ednanna December 10, 2013

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

radiator-gate

a phrase originated from the 1972 Watergate scandal in Washington DC.
A reinvented phrase to describe ones situation when ones dart hits and pokes a whole in your best mates radiator
Commonly associated with N.S.C********

shit radiator-gate! *rings dad for immediate pick up*
almost as painfully awkward as radiator-gate

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Color Gating

Gate keeping things from certain color people.

Daniel Kim: You aren’t allow to eat rice.
Ben Smith: Why? Are you color gating me?

by anonymous July 4, 2024

Cookie Gate

Not to be confused with the 2003 Cookie Gate scandle, This time it takes place in 2023 when hit streamer and internet personality Pokimane, scammed thousands of brokies with her whitelable cookie brand, truely a horrible case of capitalism and consumerist mindsets...

"oh my god, i cant believe the pokimane cookie gate scandle!"

by Cookie Gate November 24, 2023

Color Gating

Gate keeping things from certain color people.

Daniel Kim: You aren’t allow to eat rice.
: Why? Are you color gating me?

by anonymous July 4, 2024

Bill Gates

A dying soul with only a few tears left in his eyes. He is loved by everyone yet, he is still in need of his true love to love him back. He has tried many many times but, he has lost his ways sometimes. He is emo most of the time and only could think of his lover/soulmate. He is also a great therapist and is in need of one, too. He cares about people's opinions. Don't mess with him because you'll regret it >:)

Is that Bill Gates?

No, but he is acting like such a Bill Gates.

Emo?

Yes.

by tacocat23456AlejANDRO March 28, 2023