gifflemorp

gifflemorp..
is the act of breaking up with a discustingly obese female companion, after sex, and 'shooting your load' up her back or neck..

"so hows your fat bitch of a girlfriend"
"I gave her the gifflemorp"
"how did she take it"
"loved it"

by blazedpervert November 12, 2007

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gift-chron

the act of giving someone free marijuana

sorry i couldnt get you that sweater you wanted for christmas, i got you this gift-chron instead

by redFIVE May 12, 2008

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GIF • GIFT • gifted • Gifford • Giff • gife • GIF'fing • Gift of Gab • gifty • Giffer

The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum … are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.

"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."

"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"

by shopping_w/Satan May 21, 2009

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Gifthole

A douchebag that signs their name to a friend's or significant other's present when the person is to lazy to buy themsleves.

My boyfriend is such a gifthole. I stood in line for almost an hour at the mall to get a gift while he just played video games at gamestop.

by spinner21 December 23, 2009

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Giftgasm

The squeal or gasp when on the receiving end of a kick-ass gift, refers to the general excitement of unwrapping a present. Can also be faked for politeness.

Joan let out a ear-ringing giftgasm when she unwrapped her new diamond ring for her 20th anniversary.

Kyle faked a giftgasm after receiving a homemade sweater from his grandmother.

by jonnykoolkid December 27, 2010

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